Dear Sir/Madam;
Next Friday July 16th The Rakehells are playing one of our most favorite venues, Trash Bar in Williamsburg.
What makes this place extra special is that besides not gouging you on beer prices, if you show up at 8pm you get to drink for FREE in the back room for ONE WHOLE HOUR. Yes, it’s PBR and well drinks, but what the hell? It’s FREE!

We play at 9pm, right when you’ve got your bargain buzz on and we have a particularly good set list this time. So here’s the strategy: Show up at 8pm. Do not be fashionably late: This is as counterintuitive as Joe the Plumber voting Republican. The door guy will make you pay $7 probably, but then you race in, belly up to the bar, and proceed to gavage yourself on hooch. Keep an eye on the clock and at 8:50pm, order a drink. Put it down somewhere dark and then at 8:51pm, order another one. Keep this going until you get busted. What recession?

Shut up.
You WISH I was your boss! H

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